Archive for the ‘theory’ Category

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YouPorn: Thoughts?

June 3, 2008

http://www.youporn.com/watch/194979/hard-fuck/

OK, very neat video, but I really wonder what’s going through her head.  Through his head, I am pretty sure that it starts out with:

“Awesome, really pleasant”

to

“OK, don’tcomeyetdon’tcomeyetdon’tcomeyetdon’tcomeyet!”

to

“MUST!  HOLD!  FORT!  Hard work to make her happy.”

to

“Hard work…  to point of no return…  GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! …   Sleepy sleep?”

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YouPorn: Crazy Japanese Sex Tutorial

May 23, 2008

OK, although there is no actual sex, some positions are actually pretty interesting:

http://www.youporn.com/watch/194035/japanese-sex-positions-part-1-model-akira/

http://www.youporn.com/watch/194059/japanese-sex-tutoria-part-ii-akira-model/

But seriously, upside-down sex? Some positions where he holds her arms are cool too…

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YouPorn Education: Missionary Position

April 14, 2008

http://www.youporn.com/watch/105642/kamer-zeig-tuns-den-akt-im-inneren-1/

OK, this really is quite awesome.  They strap on cameras everywhere (and I mean everywhere) to see what happens during sex – in this case in the missionary position.  I liked the comparison of erect vs. non-erect nipple and camera that shows what happens inside the vagina. Although that’s a bit lacking in quality, still the concept is excellent.  It would be nice to see more of these – how stuff works on a woman visually.

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YouPorn Education: Doggy Style – camera inside vagina?!

April 13, 2008

http://www.youporn.com/watch/105648/kamer-zeig-tuns-den-akt-im-inneren-2/

OK, this is a crazy video. The camera is inside the vagina!

Now I have a bit more time…  quite an amazing video that tries to understand what happens during sex – in this case in doggy style.  They show an erect penis actually inside the vagina…

Although most of the video is rather corny/lame, the shots inside the vagina, of the vagina walls secreting lubrication, and some other choice moments are well worth it.  Quite amazing.

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YouPorn Video: Close-up of a Girl Masturbating – Now I know where pee comes from!

March 6, 2008

http://www.youporn.com/watch/156513

OK, this is a really good video for anyone who wants to learn about female anatomy.  Note, clear liquid is pee coming out of the urethra (I was always curious how that works).  Question for the ladies: towards the end, when she squirts pee – involuntary or is she doing this for effect as if she is orgasming?  Is she orgasming?  No, right?

 Very beautiful spasms in the vagina…  wet dream of any self-respecting male :)

Added this to the summary post:

http://forbiddenthoughts.wordpress.com/2008/01/03/youporn-orgasm-contractions/

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YouPorn: Prostate Massage Demo

March 3, 2008

http://www.youporn.com/watch/151450

OK, this is really interesting. I’ve been wanting for someone to do this to me for a while, but girls seem to be hesitant. Apparently, the prostate massage can result in a significantly more pleasant orgasm…

Update:

Found another: http://www.youporn.com/watch/60669  – not bad as far as realistic instruction goes, although I am not sure she knows how to do it correctly.

And this:

http://www.youporn.com/watch/30222

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Honesty + Biting

February 16, 2008

Advice I: I just had the pleasure of spending a night with a girl who bit me lightly on the bone in the pelvis area – the hip-bone.  Hella-arousing.  Would recommend :)

Advice II: I did an incredibly difficult thing yesterday.  I was honest with my ex who still loves me about being with another woman.  The results were completely unexpected.  I was caught between a rock and a hard place – either I lie, which is terrible or I tell the truth of another woman being there, which will also make my friend feel like shit.  Well, I opted for the latter (in a back-asswards way) and, you know, the result was astounding.  It was as if a barrier was broken and I feel even closer to her than before.  Moreover, she understood, digested, I don’t know whether she is hurt, but I felt comfortable.  I feel comfortable.  It was an incredibly nice feeling.

 What’s the moral of the story?  If you love someone, even if you think you might hurt them with the truth, being truthful is the right way to go.  Yes, you may be flogged in the process, but, as terrifying as it may be, the end result might be surprisingly pleasant – elimination of lies, an ability to speak freely.

 I was always confused by the duality of being unable to commit yet loving a person and them refusing to accept (in my mind) such an arrangement.  But, perhaps this situation demonstrates the possibility of resolution.  Fascinating…  life is full of twists and turns…

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YouPorn Video: Anti-porn sex?

January 31, 2008

I find this actually much more arousing than straight-up sex… is it the facial expression?  Is it the humanity?  The fact that it feels real?  The ability to see the human side of it all?  I don’t know…  I do like it though…

 http://www.youporn.com/watch/129491

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YouPorn Video: Great Technique Hand Job

January 28, 2008

OK, girls, all of you should watch this.  Note the attention that is paid to the gland area (where the foreskin meets the tip) and note how she teases him by doing the pulling motion and then switching into pushing down (sqeeze on the down motion vs. squeeze on the up).  This is one of the most pleasant things in this world…  girls, don’t underestimate the power of a lubricated hand job.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/130651

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YouPorn Video: 2 Hermaphrodites Having Sex (Fake?)

January 6, 2008

OK, this is freaky, but, I have to admit, sexy as hell.  The idea of blowing a guy I find unpleasant.  The idea of giving a blow job to a girl…  now, that’s another story altogether… 

http://www.youporn.com/watch/115937

I remember I had a dream once that a girl and I switched minds and I ended up in her body going down on myself…  it was actually rather nice.

This begs several questions for hermaphodites:

1.  Which is more pleasant?  When you are using your penis or your vagina/clitoris?

2.  Is the penis an enlarged clitoris?  Or is clitoral orgasm separate from coming?

3.  Psychologically?  Is the self-perception (and consequently attraction) both male and female?

I find it amazing that female and male could be unified in one body – wouldn’t this be an interesting source of information with respect to how sex compares for males and females?

 Update: ok, seems that it’s fake, but still, the point stands…  any hermaphrodites out there?